Coffee klatsch
March 3rd, 2014
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  1. Joke of the Day

    How do you circumcise a red neck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.

    March 7, 2014 at 12:36 pm |
    • TNT

      Lol! 😊

      March 7, 2014 at 3:08 pm |
  2. Mary Shannon

    And for those of us who need a vacation in a warm place to get away from snow and cold, I give you this:
    http://youtu.be/e4ZaGbZUDdk

    March 7, 2014 at 9:19 am |
    • Awesome

      Buffett song.

      March 7, 2014 at 1:58 pm |
    • TNT

      Thanks! I do need a vacation. Hope you're feeling better, sounds like it! 😃

      March 7, 2014 at 3:10 pm |
  3. Mary Shannon

    Happy Friday, everyone!! One of my weekend plans is to finally watch "Catching Fire", coming out On Demand today. I missed my chance when it was in the theatres due to Dad's stuff, so I've been waiting for it to be on. Truth tells me to pay special attention to the elevator scene.....no spoilers please.

    Have a great weekend!

    March 7, 2014 at 8:58 am |
    • mgcady

      And this weekend I hope to have warmer weather....

      March 7, 2014 at 12:21 pm |
    • RichardHead@Mary S.

      The Butler did it………Glad your feeling better. Stay warm--on to Alabama for me. :))

      March 7, 2014 at 1:03 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        I guess I'm just musical today, when I read your comment the first thing that popped into my mind was the song by Alabama called "Roll On 18 Wheeler".

        March 7, 2014 at 2:08 pm |
  4. Truth™

    Ok folks, I am out for a few...need to go see MFL. Back later!

    March 6, 2014 at 1:14 pm |
    • AleeD® @ Turth™

      My
      Fair
      Lady?

      Many
      Flaming
      Leprechauns?
      (Keeping it seasonal)

      Multiple
      Flicking
      Licks?

      Mary
      Forging
      Limericks?

      March 6, 2014 at 1:39 pm |
      • Sir Biddle

        My
        Favorite
        Lesbian

        March 6, 2014 at 1:48 pm |
      • Sir Biddle

        My
        Favorite
        Lesbian

        Haircut time....trust me on this one.

        March 6, 2014 at 1:49 pm |
        • AleeD® @ Sir Biddle

          I was playing with him.

          March 6, 2014 at 1:53 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          My
          Forgiveness
          Lady

          March 6, 2014 at 2:37 pm |
  5. TNT

    I'm, also, S H I T! We hit a balmy 18° today. I hear we might even get above freezing over the next week! 14 more days till the 1st day of Spring...do you hear that old man winter? Please go away!!! 😁 (I even said please, I must be sick of it. Lol!)
    Oh yeah, spring ahead Saturday night or Sunday morn folks. Extra hour of daytime! 👏

    March 6, 2014 at 12:54 pm |
  6. AleeD®

    So
    Happy
    It's
    Thursday

    Just pokin' my head in to see wassup. Still have a cold. Thanks for the well wishes & tips. Chicken wings & a hot, steamy shower worked pretty well, too. Gonna rest up this weekend. March is going to be a busy month. Whips & hugs to all!

    March 6, 2014 at 7:42 am |
    • Truth™@AleeD

      Feel better darling"
      Here's some music to start your day, dedicated to you and all of the ladies of the Klatch, not to mention my own favorite nine foot tall brunette...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0LTRPMpOVM

      March 6, 2014 at 8:12 am |
      • mary shannon

        I'll raise you a Buffett tune, can't add it here via my cell, but its called something like "smart woman in a real short skirt".

        March 6, 2014 at 10:55 am |
        • AleeD® @ Mary S

          How are you holding up?

          March 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm |
    • MicheleG™

      Whips backatcha. I prefer a riding crop myself. Easier to handle.....

      March 6, 2014 at 12:29 pm |
    • mgcady

      Continue to feel better! Try hot and sour soup if you can... it always helps me when I have a cold.

      March 6, 2014 at 12:38 pm |
    • AleeD®

      Thankee kahndlee for the well wishes and songs from the heart. If it weren't for the nasty storm and matching tornado watch (love Florida's weather), I might have gone out for some hot & sour soup at lunch today. Instead, I'll just stay in and sneeze on people. ;)

      Had a weird experience last nite. Took Musinex-D before I went to bed. Tossed & turned all nite. Had dreams that giant squirrels were trying to get into my house. Any dream analysts out there?

      March 6, 2014 at 1:29 pm |
      • TNT

        Do you have giant nuts in your house they might want? 😁
        Feel better soon!

        March 6, 2014 at 2:03 pm |
      • Dr. Sigmund Fraud@AleeD

        The squirrels represent your desires and your home represents, your uhm, shall we say, more personal areas.

        March 6, 2014 at 3:48 pm |
      • AleeD® @ TNT & Dr. Fraud

        So y'all think they're looking for nuts in my nether regions? Freaky.

        March 7, 2014 at 7:39 am |
        • TNT

          No, no, no. Just your house.
          (I'm not that freaky. Lol!)
          Feeling better?

          March 7, 2014 at 8:51 am |
        • AleeD® @ TNT

          Notreallysortakinda. Things are progressing, but I'm going to be sleeping alot this weekend. Thanks for asking. :)

          March 7, 2014 at 8:59 am |
        • TNT

          Awe sorry, no fun being sick. Get lots of rest & no more dreaming about giant squirrels. Dream about giant ______...you fill in the blank.😄

          March 7, 2014 at 3:07 pm |
  7. MicheleG™@incognito

    Hi ho....wish somebody would turn on the lady's furnace. She looks so uncomfortable!

    March 5, 2014 at 11:48 am |
    • MicheleG™

      Finally drying out here in southern Calif. Finally. We had such a HUGE puddle in our backyard we named it Lake Duncan. Adobe dirt I guess.

      March 5, 2014 at 11:49 am |
  8. Mary Shannon

    Good morning! I just went to get the furries out of boarding and boy are they happy....and exhausted. Should be quiet around here today.

    What's new in the rest of the world?

    March 5, 2014 at 11:26 am |
    • RC

      Just rain here-shocking. Glad to hear you're feeling well and have your furries back.

      March 5, 2014 at 11:38 am |
    • mgcady

      It's warm enough to snow here... and I wish I had a teleporter so I can strangle a certain foreign head of state who's thrown a country and culture that I love back 50 years.

      March 5, 2014 at 12:42 pm |
  9. Jdizzle McHammperpants ♫♫

    Awesome

    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/snake-eats-crocodile-after-epic-fight-in-queensland-20140303-33xz8.html

    March 4, 2014 at 5:57 pm |
  10. Truth™

    Good morning all...How is everyone doing today?

    March 4, 2014 at 8:40 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Frank Underwood is about to take Mother Nature to task if DC get any more snow or cold temps. Gotta say it was an awesome snow day yesterday sledding with Lil Biddle.

      March 4, 2014 at 8:55 am |
    • AleeD® @ Turth™

      I hab a code id by dose ad I'b dot berry habby aboudit. ***choo!

      March 4, 2014 at 10:38 am |
      • Sir Biddle

        Hot and Sour soup and double down on a dose of vitamin C!

        March 4, 2014 at 11:11 am |
        • MicheleG™@incognito

          Double Down on a hot Toddy heavily laced with bourbon.

          March 4, 2014 at 11:59 am |
    • mgcady

      FREEZING.

      It's bright and sunny out, so I want to take a walk. But it's 16*F out with a slight wind, so I'm doubting that this is a good plan.

      March 4, 2014 at 12:25 pm |
  11. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Anyone remember angrybabykitty? Didn't know she had a tumor, I guess. "3 months tumor free" she posted on Facebook.

    March 3, 2014 at 2:23 pm |
    • Mary Shannon

      I saw that on FB too. Maybe that's why she dropped off here.

      March 3, 2014 at 3:01 pm |
  12. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    6 weeks away!

    http://youtu.be/ys86obOPO-E

    March 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm |
    • TNT

      Sweet, have a great time. Have ya seen the video where the girls bf is in the casket getting set loose in the water? Dang, can't remember the name of the song! Now I'll have to go look for it. (hate when that hap's) 😠

      March 4, 2014 at 3:16 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        I want to say Mary Ann's Place, but I think it's wrong.

        March 5, 2014 at 11:07 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          A lot of their song titles are girls names. I had to look up who Lola was.

          March 5, 2014 at 11:09 pm |
        • TNT

          I think it was "Lonesome Rider"...something like that. Too much on the brain, I guess. Lol!

          March 6, 2014 at 12:44 pm |
    • RC

      Yeah, rub it in. Seriously though, have a great time!

      March 4, 2014 at 9:44 pm |
      • TNT

        Hi RC, how ya doing?

        March 6, 2014 at 12:45 pm |
  13. AleeD®

    Been awake since 4:30 EST ... just don't wanna be. *sniff, cough* God, but this is secksee – not.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RNrvtqTaE4

    March 3, 2014 at 12:17 pm |
    • Mary Shannon

      Feel better soon, sweetie. Hugs

      March 3, 2014 at 3:02 pm |
      • AleeD® @ Mary S

        Thankee noice lady! How are YOU feeling?

        March 4, 2014 at 10:28 am |
        • Mary Shannon

          Doing pretty well, thanks. Working about 1/2 time this week to keep recovering, hopefully next week I'll be 100%. Feel better!

          March 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm |
  14. Kat Kinsman

    We're trying to recover from our 1/2 inch of snow here in NYC. Keep us in your thoughts.

    March 3, 2014 at 9:50 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Prayers.

      March 3, 2014 at 10:12 am |
    • Thinking things through

      We missed it entirely in our neck of Connecticut.

      (No one pities you when you spend hours shoveling phantom snow...) ;)

      March 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm |
  15. Mary Shannon

    Good morning! Wake up....if I'm up you have no excuse!! :-)

    No snow here, and miracle of miracles, no snow showing in the 10 day forecast either, wow!! I'm doing a little bit of work today, first day back but still not at 100%. Lucky I work from home.

    Have a good week, everyone!

    March 3, 2014 at 9:38 am |
    • mgcady

      Take it easy and don't overdo it!

      March 3, 2014 at 12:25 pm |
 
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