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January 13th, 2014
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  1. RC@Jdizz

    Oooohhhh Myyyyyy! Damn, what a game! I really thought it was over, till the interception. GAME OVER!!!! Look out Denver! See you in New York!

    January 19, 2014 at 10:51 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Thanks for the phantom calls and non calls, Refs! Thanks for throwing a game-ending pick to a double covered Crabs to end the game, Kap! One of three turnovers, Kap! Hawks hung 20 on you in the second, Defense! I was thinking when the last drive started...."this is how legends are born, Kap...."

      Looked like he was going to do it, then ZAP. Season over. Could have gone either way. Kap gets it a little higher, Crabs catches it, Niners win. Sherm got that by his finger tips.

      No hard feelings, but go Broncos.........that's how much I like the 'Hawks, RC. That's how much. =)

      January 19, 2014 at 11:15 pm |
      • RC@ Jdizzle

        Heh,heh! How do you really feel? You're right though-could have gone either way. Looks like those tip drills payed off:)

        January 21, 2014 at 11:24 am |
  2. RC@Turth

    Damn, the boys in orange are lookin' good today. Never seen Brady look so dejected and beaten on the sideline before.

    January 19, 2014 at 4:59 pm |
    • Turth@RC


      Only thing better than the game was commenting with #bestsisterever

      January 19, 2014 at 6:08 pm |
      • mary shannon

        Awww. Back atcha. Never had my own hashtag :-)

        January 19, 2014 at 9:10 pm |
  3. Keeper of Lists®

    Here is the Klatsch’s Toxic Topics List so far:
    Eating horse
    Food a$$istance programs
    God diet
    Minimum wage for fast food workers
    Sniffing corks
    T@inted food
    T@inted prison food

    Halve uh grate weak end!!

    January 17, 2014 at 3:30 pm |
  4. Truth™

    Ok folks, I am out for a few...Appointment with MFL, then lunch.

    January 17, 2014 at 12:33 pm |
    • AleeD®

      Bye! Make sure she cuts all of them this time!

      January 17, 2014 at 12:37 pm |
    • RC

      Monkey Football League?

      January 17, 2014 at 1:29 pm |
      • Truth™@RC

        MFL = My favorite lesbian...My hairstylist. Been going to her for eleven years now.

        January 17, 2014 at 2:59 pm |
        • RC@ Truth™

          Oh damn! Too funny. Still laughing!

          January 17, 2014 at 5:02 pm |
        • Truth@RC

          She's been doing me (so to speak) for eleven years now...ironic that one of my longer relationships is with one who plays for the other side...

          January 18, 2014 at 12:31 pm |
  5. Truth™

    Sad food related story here...

    January 17, 2014 at 11:18 am |
    • RC

      Yeah, having that tied to the farm bill is BS.

      January 17, 2014 at 12:06 pm |
  6. RC

    Good Friday morning Klatschers!! Gotz an easy day today and then its the weekend. This town is lit up for footyball Sunday. The 12th man is everywhere-GO HAWKS! I like everyone's picks (except for Jdizz).
    Broncos and Pats? Just not sure there.

    January 17, 2014 at 10:38 am |
  7. Truth™

    Good morning all, and Happy Friday. Went to the Avalanche game last night and watched the OT win. Sunday looks even more promising though, and half of my tenants are in the blue and orange. Should be a good Sunday!

    My prognostication:
    DEN 35, NE 24
    SEA 33, SF 28

    What is on everyone's agenda for the weekend?

    January 17, 2014 at 10:05 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      We have to win up there eventually. Sunday is as good a day as any. =)

      January 17, 2014 at 11:37 am |
      • RC@ Jdizzle

        Nah-save it for next year:)

        January 17, 2014 at 11:40 am |
  8. Sir Biddle

    Would this really be a good problem to have....

    January 17, 2014 at 9:51 am |
    • Jerv

      W T F!?

      January 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm |
      • AleeD®@Sir Bid & Jerv

        I didn't have the cojones to, um, bring that up, at work without asking the question: lemme know if it's SFW.

        January 17, 2014 at 1:32 pm |
        • Jerv@AleeD

          It's not graphic or porn. Some woman on a reality show had a three hour or gasm.

          January 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          Honestly its safe to view at work. Its from CNN. The mothership.

          January 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm |
        • Jerv@AleeD

          Your comment is awaiting moderation.

          It's not graphic or porn. Some woman on a reality show had a three hour or gasm.

          January 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm |

          January 17, 2014 at 1:37 pm |
  9. Looks like Ironman can sing.

    January 17, 2014 at 9:26 am |
    • Mary Shannon

      I remember seeing him sing for the first time when he was starring on Ally McBeal, and was surprised then.

      January 17, 2014 at 9:37 am |
  10. AleeD®

    Going to the Chocolate Festival @ MOSI tomorrow. Gonna be some good eats there!!

    Anybody else got plans for the weekend – besides football of course.

    January 17, 2014 at 7:59 am |
    • Mary Shannon

      Saturday, shopping and errands. Sunday, massage followed by football.

      Have fun at the chocolate festival!

      January 17, 2014 at 9:05 am |
  11. RichardHead

    Good Morning Kidz and TGIF……I hope you All have a fantastic weekend. Broncos & Seahawks on Sunday,and don't forget-Monday is National Water Melon Day. Be Safe All.

    January 17, 2014 at 7:09 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Crafty. I see what you did there.

      January 17, 2014 at 8:44 am |
    • Mary Shannon

      I agree with your pred**tions, RH.

      January 17, 2014 at 9:06 am |
  12. Breaking News!™

    Russell Johnson, who played The Professor on the 1960's series "Gilligan's Island" has passed from natural causes.

    In a related story, 3/5ths of men everywhere still prefer MaryAnn...

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy...

    January 16, 2014 at 6:00 pm |
    • This Just In®

      It was recently in the news that the 7 characters from Gilligan's Island were modeled after the 7 deadly s!ns:

      Skipper = Anger
      Gilligan = Sloth
      Mr. Howell = Greed
      Ginger = Lust
      Mrs Howell = Gluttony
      Mary Ann = Envy

      January 16, 2014 at 7:13 pm |
      • Serge Storms

        I actually lusted after Mary Ann more but Ginger was a close second.

        January 16, 2014 at 7:25 pm |
        • TNT

          I heard yesterday that Mary Ann was the 1st to wear short shorts on TV. RIP Professor, still wonder why you couldn't fix that boat. Lol!
          Happy Friday everyone!

          January 17, 2014 at 9:04 am |
      • This Just In®

        Forgot about the Prof = Pride

        January 17, 2014 at 6:39 am |
    • Gallop

      practically 3 fifths of men are attracted to Gilligan.

      January 17, 2014 at 12:58 am |
  13. Truth™

    Good morning all, and Happy Thursday...Going to the Avalanche game tonight, which is always fun. Anyone else have plans for their day?

    January 16, 2014 at 8:29 am |
    • Mary Shannon

      Have fun!

      January 16, 2014 at 10:15 am |
    • Weeds

      Just doing some slow cooking and hammering out those things in the inbox.

      January 16, 2014 at 4:47 pm |
  14. RC@Jdizz

    ......I may have had the munchies.

    January 15, 2014 at 7:39 pm |
    • RC

      Dang! That should have been a reply.....

      January 15, 2014 at 7:42 pm |
  15. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ Kat

    RC's comment earlier got me to whip out a smoked turkey leg tonight I've been hoarding in my fridge for a bit. The last time I had one from the same store I ate cold.........I may have had the munchies. Long story short, I think I'd prefer it hot this time. I googled "best way to reheat smoked turkey" and got a myriad of results. Seems I'll be taking a little from each opinion and forge my own path, cause that's how I roll.

    I demand a line of smoked-meat-related articles. You're welcome.

    January 15, 2014 at 7:05 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ Kat

      RC and AleeD. Must spread cred.

      January 15, 2014 at 7:07 pm |
  16. Jerv-have y'all seen this?

    January 15, 2014 at 2:05 pm |
    • Sir Biddle

      LOVE IT!!!!

      January 15, 2014 at 3:45 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Saw it a few days ago on Niners message boards. Hilarious

      January 15, 2014 at 5:03 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        oh look, I can post again

        January 15, 2014 at 5:03 pm |
    • AleeD®

      Holy string-of-expletives! I like the woman who put the blanket back on little Beelzebub. :)

      January 16, 2014 at 6:51 am |
    • TNT

      That is hilarious! I love a good practical joke.

      January 16, 2014 at 9:28 am |
  17. Sir Biddle

    Would you have the stones to try this kind of dinning?

    January 15, 2014 at 11:01 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ Bidz

      Hellz yeah

      January 15, 2014 at 11:06 am |
    • Truth™@Biddle, JDizz

      I thought one of you had the corkscr@w...

      January 15, 2014 at 11:17 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Wonder how they handle bathroom breaks.

      January 15, 2014 at 11:29 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ sIR bIDZ

        Look out below.

        January 15, 2014 at 12:02 pm |
        • AleeD®

          That's what she said.

          January 15, 2014 at 1:12 pm |
    • MicheleG™

      No leaving the table before anyone else. For any reason...........

      January 15, 2014 at 4:49 pm |
  18. Truth™

    Good morning all...How is everyone doing today?

    January 15, 2014 at 10:50 am |
    • AleeD® @ Turth™

      Gettin' lots of inches, apparently. ~_~

      January 15, 2014 at 1:13 pm |
  19. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Got about 7 inches of SNOW yesterday, then it's -3 this morning. Is it spring yet?

    January 15, 2014 at 9:47 am |
    • AleeD® @ Jdizz

      Well .... after getting a hard seven inches, it DOES tend to shrink things a bit. Give it time. Give it time.

      January 15, 2014 at 12:12 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ AleeD

        I figured you'd respond. Why I capitalized SNOW. lol

        Someone said "We're supposed to get 7" today."

        I gave the ol' "That's what she said."

        January 15, 2014 at 1:05 pm |
        • AleeD® @ Jdizz

          Yeah. I don't see words like that. Working in engineering, I tend to focus on the numbers (yep ... that's my story and I'm sticking to it). At least we deal with inches here. In my last job, we measured in millimeters. Very hard to get excited about 10 ... oh ... mm. Big letdown. ~_~

          January 15, 2014 at 1:12 pm |
  20. Mary Shannon

    Good Wednesday morning, all. Rain finally stopped here, back to chilly weather but hopefully no storms in the next couple of days.

    Nothing much new here, things have been blissfully quiet now that Dad's settling in.

    January 15, 2014 at 8:39 am |
  21. AleeD® @ Kat, SLT & the Editors

    A friend of mine recently acquired a smoker. Has Eatocracy ever posted articles on the subject? When I use CNN's search box, all I get is a list of the mary jane or terbacky varieties. Would you post a list of links if you they exist? Thank you.

    January 15, 2014 at 6:55 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      At first I thought you were talking about a new BF or something. I be like, wut this have 2 du wit foodz?

      Nothing better than smoked meat, especially homemade since you can make any recipe you like.

      January 15, 2014 at 9:44 am |
    • RC

      I got a smoker for Christmas. I can't wait for some decent weather to try it out. Anyone gotz suggestions on what to try first?

      January 15, 2014 at 10:15 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫@ RC

        Salmon, of course. =)

        January 15, 2014 at 11:04 am |
        • RC@Jdizz

          Yeah, I guess that's the obvious choice. Not a huge fan though. I think I'll try some ribs first. Apparently it has to be seasoned before use, so that's first on the list.

          January 15, 2014 at 11:16 am |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ RC

          January 15, 2014 at 1:09 pm |
      • AleeD® @ RC

        My friend marinated sirloin, sliced it up and smoked it into some of the best jerky ever.

        January 15, 2014 at 12:10 pm |
        • RC@AleeD®

          Now THAT sounds yummy! Doesn't sound too difficult either.

          January 15, 2014 at 12:45 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ AleeD

          I wonder if it might be better to slice it first, then marinate?

          January 15, 2014 at 1:07 pm |
        • AleeD® @ Jdizz & RC

          At the risk of beating a dead camel, that's what my friend said afterwards. It was still very tasty jerky.

          January 15, 2014 at 1:14 pm |
        • Weeds

          That does sound good. My local Asian store sells different cuts of steak sliced jerky thin;. I prefer the lean cuts. I use that to make jerky using marinades and sometimes just good'ol S&P. During hunting season my dad would put a rack on a cookie sheet, put the sliced beef on that and into an oven set at as low as it can go over night and we'd have jerky in time for the hunt.

          A trick to cutting raw steak thin – put it in the freezer until it becomes firm, but not frozen.

          January 16, 2014 at 4:38 pm |
      • RichardHead@RC

        I heard that Jdizz likes smoked trouser trout--has to do with his Alaskan heritage .

        January 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm |
        • RC@RichardHead


          January 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Trout sucks. Only good on a camp fire. Too sweet. All that fresh water. I want battle tested ocean fish

          January 16, 2014 at 7:33 pm |
      • Weeds

        Beer can chicken is a good place to start. It's hard to screw that one up and its tolerant enough to take just about anybody's learning curve.

        Smoked pork tenderloin is another good one. Take your time, do it right – yowza!
        Study up on smoking a good chunk of pork and make yourself some BBQ!

        January 16, 2014 at 4:45 pm |
        • RC@Weeds

          Yup. Beer can chicken is definitely on the "To Do" list. Great tip on slicing raw steak thin-thanks!

          January 16, 2014 at 6:13 pm |
  22. RichardHead


    January 15, 2014 at 6:46 am |
    • AleeD® @ RichHd

      *yawn* Mornin' Bro. Wassup?
      Hey, would you pass me that camel?

      January 15, 2014 at 6:48 am |
      • RichardHead@AleeD

        'Sup 'Sista--I don't smoke Camels. On my way to Big D-WhoopEeeeeee!!!

        January 15, 2014 at 7:10 am |
        • AleeD® @ RichBro

          I'm not gonna smoke him – gonna ride him 'cuz it's ...

          Give Big Blue a couple of piston strokes for me.

          January 15, 2014 at 7:31 am |
  23. Hilariuos!

    January 14, 2014 at 10:30 am |
  24. Mary Shannon

    Woo hoo, 7 conference calls today, I think this will be a two phone day (the first one's battery runs down so you move to the second). Rainy day here, mid 40's. Anything new?

    January 14, 2014 at 9:55 am |
    • RC

      Good grief. How do you stay awake? I nod off during one 30min. conference call.....

      January 14, 2014 at 10:46 am |
    • AleeD®@Mary S

      Watt's Gnu? I hope your conference calls aren't skyped so you can dress comfortably and make goofy faces when appropriate. Gotta have SOME fun.

      January 14, 2014 at 12:22 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        Nope, no skyping here. When I get up in the morning, I put on sweats for dog walking and stay dressed that way until I get an opportunity to take my shower and get dressed. As for the goofy faces, those definitely happen as well as other miscellaneous gestures and under the breath/hopefully on mute random utterances.

        January 14, 2014 at 1:13 pm |
  25. Another American brand bites the dust.

    January 14, 2014 at 9:43 am |
    • RC

      Pretty sad. Love me some Courvoisier.

      January 14, 2014 at 11:56 am |
  26. Truth™@Well, that was odd...

    Just had lunch with a buddy of mine who is a major stoner, and he wanted to hit the dispensary downtown. REALLY odd, but were in and out in 45 seconds. Took him longer to order lunch. Cash only since dispensaries cannot yet legally bank.

    Though I got some good laughs on the way in, when the odor came through the door, and I said "Whoa, someone needs to clean the cat box!"...

    January 13, 2014 at 3:01 pm |
    • TNT

      Happy TootsDay! Can they smoke it in those places or was it just the smell of the "grain" in general? Clean the cat!

      January 14, 2014 at 6:39 am |
  27. Keeper of Lists®

    Topics that bring everyone out of the woodwork
    (Subti tled Klatsch's Toxic Topics List)

    Eating horse
    Tainted food
    Tainted prison food

    What else?

    January 13, 2014 at 1:49 pm |
    • Sir Biddle

      Sniffing wine corks

      January 13, 2014 at 2:42 pm |
    • This should get thigs started@Keeper of Lists....

      Well, let's hit this one by one...

      BBQ – Meh, nobody outside of Oklahoma knows anything about BBQ. Nobody.
      Eating Horse – If it is on sale, who cares.
      Tainted food – You may think it is spoiled, but it taint!
      Tainted food to prisoners – If it is done cost effectively, who cares?
      Veganism – Every vegan I know is completely stupid.
      And everyone knows that you have to sniff the cork when properly ordering wine.

      Ok, now let's let the fun begin!

      January 13, 2014 at 3:14 pm |
      • RichardHead

        I gotz Sal Mo Niller from my church's pot luck dinner.

        January 13, 2014 at 3:36 pm |
      • RC


        January 14, 2014 at 10:51 am |
    • Mary Shannon

      Minimum wage for fast food workers

      January 14, 2014 at 8:33 am |
    • TNT

      The God diet. (over 50 comments on that one)
      @JDizzle, "the nightstand", I cracked up when I read that!

      January 14, 2014 at 9:07 am |
    • Keeper of Lists®

      How could we miss "anything to do with PETA"? It's one of my favorite breads.

      January 14, 2014 at 12:25 pm |
  28. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Giggity. Moose's Tooth is world famous.

    January 13, 2014 at 10:40 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Tired doing homemade pizzas with Lil Biddle last night and the kitchen looked like Studio 54 by the time we ate with flour everywhere.

      January 13, 2014 at 1:05 pm |
  29. Truth™

    Good morning all...Had to fight my way to the office through all of the dancing in the streets of Denver. Now maybe we can hear about something other than legal MJ...

    January 13, 2014 at 10:39 am |
  30. Mary Shannon

    Good morning! I have to agree with RH's picks for the Super Bowl contenders.

    Anything other than footyball happen this weekend?

    January 13, 2014 at 8:51 am |
  31. RichardHead

    A couple of pretty good games yesterday,and the majority of Pickers are 3-1 so far. I will make this prediction, either the NFC or the AFC will win the Super Bowl this year. You heard it here First. My picks for the Divisional Championships are……Seattle in a tight one over the 40 Whinners and Denver over that other East Coast team. Enjoy your Monday All.

    January 13, 2014 at 7:30 am |
    • Sir Biddle


      Still say it will come down to the Sea Chickens vs the Horsemeat. Still on the fence as to the champ.

      January 13, 2014 at 9:05 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Afc or NFC? Bold statement! I should bet on both just in case!

      Oh, ye of little faith. Niners have been picked against by most the last few weeks, yet here they are! This is going to be an epic Sunday! Yeehaw!

      January 13, 2014 at 10:13 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Niners and Broncos Superbowl.

        January 13, 2014 at 10:44 am |
    • RC

      Boy, San Diego sure got slapped around yesterday. And yeah, I agree with RH's picks. HOW does he do it?

      January 13, 2014 at 10:27 am |
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