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Did you know you can get football on your phone?
Hayley Williams needs to be my next GF
Go Hawks! Yeah, I know-it's only pre-season but what a game.
I don't know who you are, but I hate you now.
Awww-hate is such a strong word...
Well, I have an announcement to make. After last night's embarrassment, the San Francisco 69ers have decided to forfeit the season. We as a team, and moving to Provincetown and we are opening an all male theatre company. But that will be later. Now we are all having ourselves a good cry.
I came here to face this like a MAN. Preseason, folks. Had to wake up at 1am to catch the rebroadcast as ESPN and NFLN decided to show lesbians playing football. Notes: SF D playing well. 2-How many turnovers in the firs half? 14? My God. The ball saw more turf than Bieber. Was good to see football, though. Was disappoint in Montee Ball, but against our D it's not surprising.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000228131/article/von-miller-aldon-smith-swap-jerseys-after-game
I am pretty optimistic for the Broncos this year. I think Manning has had some good influence, especially his views on taxes and abortion. Champ Bailey is still a liberal stooge, but I think the majority of the team is seeing the light.
He had better zip on the ball than last year. But we'll see how that plays out down the stretch. Aldon Smith was his master last night, though, even if it was only a few plays.
Those horse shoe marks on your AZZ makes it hard to sit down...Ehhhhh?
+1.
I just spent the last 3 hours doing some extremely repet!tive data entry – aka, banging my head against my desk. Plus our maintenance dept is repairing the concrete floor on the production line. The concrete saw & Jack Meehoff hammer have been going all day.
I think it's time to fly. Have fun y'all!
I got suspended in high school once for filling out some application as Jack Meioff.
'Round these parts, you could get moderated for that sort of thing.
I got busted once for using Ben Dover.
Righteous
I find myself somewhat aroused over that cute man's photo above. I wonder if he's gay?
No, but his boyfriend is.
Herb is a schedule 1, but cocaine is a schedule 2?
\massive facepalm at that one.
who would have thunk? Three cheers to Nixon's policies for that one.
Legal by 2020? I was thinking more like 1999.. But I'll settle for 2020.
There are more MJ dispensaries in Denver than there are Starbucks.
I can be there in 36 hours. Clear the couch and make some ice.
He's staring at your crotch and wondering why do stuff your pants with for work. Is it so ur nutters r bigger than your belly?
Dr Gupta is so much fun to parody but for once he might be on to something:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/08/health/gupta-changed-mind-marijuana/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
I keep saying we will see it legalized within our lifetime. I was hoping by 2020.
I love Thursdays! It's karaoke night at my favorite KC gay bar! Gonna hang out with my buddies, sign some bad 70s/80s pop music and maybe get lucky!
Alright kids, what's on the deck for Thursday?????
I have a slight case of the runs this morning.
I laughed for 88 minutes over this username.
A dose of Pepto should clear up the whistles!
Rain ... with chances of precipitation. How YOU doin'?
Sound like its a bit moist or damp with you down there.
Why yes. Yes it is. ~_~ Thank you for noticing.
Off to a mid-day Phillies game. Yeah, they are bad, but it's better than work.
Niners vs Donkeys
Go to Tijuana and you can see sixty-nining a donkey. Late show on Thursday nights is best. Advise not sitting in first 3 rows otherwise you're in the "splash zone"
ONE MORE DAY!!!! ak;sjdhfpiqwueh qwuieh rpiuwher98y 2938rh hoijaf 9w e9fh efhw e8 e8fh jsdhfkajsdh fiausdh f
YAY!
Apparently I have a long right ring finger.
And I almost spelled Qweef on accident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ
Amy took a while to grow on me, not sure why. Now I think she's hot.
My previous Mariah Carey comment applies here.
Thou shalt name Mariah with a frefix of "St." or "babeliscious"
So. 99% of my co-workers are women. The bathroom gets blown up 99% of the time. Do they wait until away from home? I just want to wash my hands without smelling **** covered Glade for once. #tryingnottopassoutinaroom
I take it you have a unisex bathroom?
I take it you have a uni$ex bathroom?
Yes. I take it you were moderated again.
Fortunately, I am at the warehouse this week. You should see the public bathroom at the store. Gotta be cleaned every 30 minutes. I hope I die before I ever have any type of colostomy.
Try prepping your bathroom with a few rolls of T.P.. Gotta get it waaaay up there, way up there!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGxaQc-cC5M
1. Remove and Destroy ALL Toilet Paper and Paper Towels.
2. Pick the lock on the Feminine Hygiene Products machine ( keeping the change for lunch later ) and flush them down the terlit.
3.Become Good friends with the Tenant next door for Bathroom Privileges.
From a guy that has 7 sister (3 half, 4 step, 6 are half Mexican) feminine hygiene products are not safe to flush.
Neither are Kitchen grease,car keys,Tonka Toys,used Con-doms,Ex-wives pictures,or assorted S-x toys,yet sh#t happens. Wear non-skid boots at the warehouse and you'll do fine.
Moderated....and my name is NOT SirB. ModBotz must be set on High Alert.
lol @ ex wives pictures.
Odd, I was thinking about this the other day; 99% of my exes would drop their current partner for me again. And that includes one lesbian. Not sure if that is good, but options are wide open.
That's what she said.
I assume AleeD and Biddle might appreciate this song on our WedNESday
http://youtu.be/LC_QOoQ_Op4
I get called Keanu Reeves a lot. :facepalm: love the dude, but NO
Thank you kind sir as Carrie-Anne Moss is in my top 3 approved celebrities I could step out on. Not that I ever have a chance!
How aboot this girl?
http://youtu.be/K5bo4VDEH-U
I wouldn't be rude and say no to her.
BTW reindeer tastes good.
Anything Maynard sings is good for me. ~_~
Hump DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA
LOVE this commercial.
BRAVO!!!!
Whoever you are, you beat me to it as I was going to post the same thing... HA!!!
The registered trademark symbol is a clue.
Good Mooooorrning!
Troof has it, too.
Turth/Troof has a ™
AleeD has a ®
Troof's trademark isn't registered. It's pending.
MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE!
I keep hearing abooot this. Haven't seen it yet.
Might be the greatest commercial EVER! Cracks me up every time I see it.
Well, the good news tonight is that The Mets won...the bad news is that they beat The Colorado Rockies...sigh...
You are secretly dancing in the nude over this.
I am.
Bought a 2 lb london broil yesterday. Normally $7.99/lb, on sale for $2.89/lb. #winning. Meat sale at the grocery store, added to my frozen meat stash for the upcoming NFL season. And country style pork ribs for $1.98/lb. Freezer's lookin' good. Just need a spare propane tank, can't be runnin' out at weird times.
Yes, I switched to a gas grill. Makes for easy nekkid grillin on the quick after work. Though I do prefer the ole Weber with natural lump hardwood charcoal. Will add in the future again.
Oh, and 95% lean ground sirloin for $2.89/lb, too. YEAH, BUDDY. Everyone invited every Sunday, NFL Ticket free of charge.
I've got a Woody Lump right Now....Vote for me NY.
There is an organized protest being formed by PETA at the home of one JDizzle McHammerpants. Protesters are waving signs reading "Don't Beat The Meat This NFT Season"...
You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy.
Funny, I had the same thought before got to the chant. They can watch me nekked grill while I stretch out in my Nautica beach chair. I'll have to flop the meat over to the other leg to get even sun tan.
You guys are crazy. A Rod is an idit.
I had a rice dish with corn on the cob, s%%ce of tomato and onion. TX Chaser knows this is the only to fly.
Good eving, folks.
That's a lot of meat to keep frozen!
Sounds good JD. I prefer Tri-Tip myself though. Seems to be a west coast thing.
Due to unusually high levels of fear and intimidation, the San Francisco 49ers have forfeited their first preseason game against the Denver Broncos, scheduled for Thursday, August 8, 2013. When asked for a reason, the spokesman for the 49ers stated "We know that we have no chance, and have been sitting in the locker room in tears at the very thought." Instead, the team is planning to get mani/pedis, go shopping and maybe look at handbags.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy.
Feel free to vent your fears any way you wish. Poor start, though.
This is devastating news.....I'm getting a tattoo of Peyton Manning on my butt cheek,in Pink.
Me, too.
What's with the 1980's monitor in that picture? That's the best this place can do?
I had a giant monitor until about 2004
So that's your monitor?
Lizards don't count.
What about trouser snakes?
(spits out water laughing)
Depend on how many graduations are on them.
Anacondas don't have rattlers
Neither do inch worms. ;)
What about 9inch worms?
Steve Tyler's got a big 10 inch ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gweUVWUYYQ8
With that, I'm out for the day. Good nite everybody.
Yo!
Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ Sir Biddle
Yo. Is your handle based off the colonial Naval Officer I knew nothing about until recently (or at least forgot about)?
I killed him yesterday in As.sas.sins Creed III on PS3. We dueled it out on the open seas. I made a mess of his ship. Love that game.
August 2, 2013 at 1:53 pm | Reply
Hilarious as I can see you sucked into and addicted to A C.
No connection to anything really but I found this in the archives when AleeD asked me where I got my name.
"The name gives slight credit to JdizzleMcHammerpants as his name caught my eye last year and he always made me laugh thus becoming a regular on here myself. When I started posting, the Julie Andrews song from Cinderella Bippity Boppity Boo was stuck in my head from being played constantly at home (for Lil Biddle, not me). I mistakenly went with Sir Biddle De Boppity Boo. The name stuck and once I became a regular here with truth, RH and Jerv, I shortened it to Sir Biddle. No crazy or exotic story, just a kids tune that was stuck in my head when thinking of a name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Biddle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Biddle_%28naval_officer%29
Damn the HMS Yarmouth!!!!
Took some cajones to face a 64 gun ship with a 32 gun frigate.
There is a Jdizzle McHammerpants song we sing, BTW. No lyrics other than that, really, just singing your name.
Ok, that explains a lot. You mentioned some time ago that you had a song about one of us. I always figured it was Queen, ala Sara Bareilles...
Did you try any great restaurants on the Vegas trip? Did you also get the email about our alma mater's upcoming events?
I did not get that e-mail! And Vegas eatings...oh, you'll hear allllllll about 'em.
Sounds like it should beat out Thriller for all time rankings on the charts.
Beat it. See what I did there?
No. Way.
As soon as I posted this, Beat It came on the radio.
Holy ****
Morning, all. Another nice day here, then rain for a couple of days, not too bad.
I'm off next week and Dad is thinking up day trips for us....should be interesting.
Of all things, this post gave me the lightbulb idea of making a blog post reviewing the coffees I drink every day. Thanks!
*yawn* Did someone say coffee? *rubs eyes & stretches* I'm sure I left my cup in here somewhere...
Dont forget the keagles
lol. "Exerciser"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kegel_exerciser.JPG
I'm not even goign to ask how the exerciser works that you linked to.
Insert Tab A into Slot B.
That's not what I'd use it for – on either of you. :) Ever heard of the prep room at the f!sting hotel in France?
Not much into bare knuckle brawls.......
Almost ten years after the cancellation of "Friends", Matt LeBlanc continues to look for meaningful work or a purpose for his life.
Dude has been type-cast. Side effect of a popular show.
AHAHAHA!!! 211 GAMES. Suck it, Yankees.
Should have been for life, and INCLUDING the Hall.
Yes, sir. Such a waste. Watched the press conference last night while gettin a haircut at Sportsclips. Totally unapologetic.
Amazed I don't have Vanilla Ice razor cuts with the amount of headshakes I gave the press conference.
To the extreme I rock the mic like a vanal!!!
thanks.
My report was moderated. Good to see standards are still being kept. Read more if/when it gets cleared. Man I can feel the love. Good day.
With the President on Vacation, Susan Rice searching YouTube Videos,( 'Cuz,We don't want another Bengazi } The ModBotz are doing what all Politicians are doing.....Hiding and playing a game called CYA. I am sure Our Fearless Leader is on top of this technical "glitch" caused by low Poll numbers and an approaching Election. Please be patient......at least you made it out ALIVE. :))
... and welcome to Moderation Monday!! Come one, come all to our Moderation Orgee! Once you've had one, you'll want multiples!
Would that make today Two'fer Tuesday?
Tuesday is my favorite day next to Saturday. Where to go? Taco John's for Taco Tuesday? BWW for Tuesday wings??? Tonight is different. The last Company "Picnic" is today. Last chance for little Jdizz to jump at a wall in a velcro suit and stick like a bug. Hilarity will ensue.
I love wings. Could eat 30+ in a sitting. Best ones are coated with Franks Red Hot.
Concurred
I like orgees!
sweet name
I am back. From outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
Vegas was delightful. Hope your week was splendid!
Be kind about Vegas. It's the city of my birth! Clark County Hospital 19$%$@@.......
Gotta say I really enjoyed NYC even though I don't get the center of the universe attitude they have. All in all great trip. Did the 9/11 memorial which was very moving and kind of tough in general. I thought there was a very heavy air to the place as far as walking on a sacred site. Got cheap massages in Chinatown – no happy endings. dinner out and then say a show on Broadway called First Date. Hilarious play that everyone could relate to as to the horrors of dating. Hit the Hi-Li Park on Sunday which is a park created on an old elevated railway on the West side. Pretty cool use of green space – which is a premium in the azzfalut jungle. More NY pizza and then hit the train home. Pretty good trip for only being in the city for 26 hours.
Good morning all, and happy Monday. Here's hoping the weekend was a good one for all.
Good morning! Beautiful morning here in the NE, 50's overnight and high in the mid 70's today, I'd be soooo happy if it was like this all year round.
Good weekend, took Dad shopping on Saturday and you'd think it was a holiday for him. Sometimes the tiny things we do for others make such a difference in their days....good to remember.
Have a good week!!
Mornin' Sista'....I already tried that-I GOTZ Moderated. Oh Well, weekend was good,left Maryland yesterday and now headed to Arghhh-Kansas. How was yours?
That's the point. Sir Biddle's got the right ideer. Get moderated right out of the box and get your week off with a pfft. :)
I think my pfft....came out the other end. SBD ALERT !!
WAKE UP YOU SLACKERS.....It's Monday....Again. Hopefully Everyone had a nice and quiet Weekend. The Dallas Cowboy's actually Won a game-guess I better purchase a Power Ball ticket, I am assuming Floridork has a new visitor this week ( though JBJ forgot to turn off her alarm clock which in turn shut down the airport due to a suspicious package--TSA wrestled it to the ground ),and it's getting Hotter in Texas. Have a Great Week Everyone.
Hmmmm....Moderated......The ModBotz must be drinking some salt rimmed drinks with Kat.
Mornin' Bro! How was your weekend? How 'bout we start calling it Moderation Monday. We could celebrate by posting something that will peeve the Modbotz. ^_^
I wonder if the Modbotz would object to a graphic narrative of the gay group s-x that I had this weekend...
Aren't worms aseksual?
Interesting visual, Observer.
Obviously, the SF.49'ers will not stoop to Blackmail.....You might try Nancy Pelosi.
Yeah...BUDDY!
Those were some fine rims, indeed.
#7 is an interesting prospect. Didn't know he was the guy with all the trick shots on youtube. Backfield looks good. They need that as Murray is going down 5 minutes into the season. Dolphins LT positions should be of huge concern.
49ers/Denver on Thursday night. YEAH BUDDY! Even if it is preseason.
I agree with ALL your observations....tho I doubt they will keep 3 QB's this year. He is a little undersized for the NFL. The one thing I did notice and a Huge difference this year......Quicker at the line with play calling...a longer look at the Defensive set up and a more serious approach to moving the ball. I also noticed a more toned down celebration on the sidelines after a catch was made.......a little less strutting by the player ( kinda like a tierra toddler ) and more Team effort. The right side O line still need work.
Meh. zzzZZzzzzzzz