Coffee klatsch
July 22nd, 2013
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We are utterly thrilled when readers want to hang out and talk – whether it's amongst themselves or in response to pieces we've posted. We want Eatocracy to be a cozy, spirited online home for those who find their way here.

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  1. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    The comments on this story are priceless.

    July 26, 2013 at 5:12 pm |
  2. Truth™

    This group was in downtown at lunch giving away free samples. Chocolate pudding flavor ice cream.


    July 26, 2013 at 4:06 pm |
  3. Jerv

    Boo-rah! I just synchronized all my passworks. Take that internets mod-botz. Have a great drink filled weekend all.

    July 26, 2013 at 3:14 pm |
  4. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Bought some crawfish last night at the store for giggles. Meh.

    July 26, 2013 at 11:16 am |
  5. Sir Biddle

    And a little pep to bring it out of the 80's

    July 26, 2013 at 9:47 am |
  6. Truth™@Friday Alarm Clock

    Good morning all, and Happy Friday!

    Enjoy a little tune to start your day. The elevator scene at 3:30 brought our own AleeD to mind...;)

    July 26, 2013 at 9:00 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Thank you for the Alee visual. My mind is now wondering......

      July 26, 2013 at 9:47 am |
  7. Liberace

    I wish I were Anthony Weiner
    That is who I'd surely like to beeeeeee
    "Cuz if I were Anthony Weiner
    All the girls would tweet naughty pictures to me.

    Thank 'Ya very mush...I'm here all week....and I'll tip the waitress's for 'ya.

    July 26, 2013 at 7:37 am |
    • Weeds

      We have a Wiennnner!
      Huma Abedin will be selling CDs, posters and T-shirts after the show...

      July 26, 2013 at 2:28 pm |
  8. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Training Camp Day!!!

    July 25, 2013 at 10:29 am |
    • ESPN

      Training camp for the San Francisco 49ers is going to be delayed, as half the team showed up with guitars, swimming trunks and ingredients for making S'mores. The other half of the team didn't want to get out of their parents' minivans.

      More on this story as it develops...

      July 26, 2013 at 9:18 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Sounds like my kind of team.

        July 26, 2013 at 11:06 am |

        Tarell Brown, following Charlie Sheen's warlock advice, loses $2 Million for not showing up to practice today. His excuse? He went to Disneyland!

        July 26, 2013 at 2:35 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Yeah, I saw that. LOL. Fired his agent in a hot second. Do people not read their own contracts?

          July 26, 2013 at 2:37 pm |
  9. Mary Shannon

    Good morning from a cool, crisp and refreshed NE. Its 59 degrees right now, low humidity, just wonderful. I turned off the a/c and have the windows open...ahhhh.

    Have a good day, everyone!

    July 25, 2013 at 9:42 am |
  10. Sir Biddle

    Anyone know what is killing my squash and zucchini plants? See also nasty brown area on left plant.

    July 25, 2013 at 9:40 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Your neighbor hates you and is taking a leak on your plants in the middle of the night.

      July 25, 2013 at 10:17 am |
      • Sir Biddle

        Mystery solved.

        Happy belated b-day by the way.

        July 25, 2013 at 10:25 am |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Thanks. I didn't get any spankings, though. =(

          July 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          Get on Craigslist and find a freak. I'm sure there are a few in your area even.

          July 25, 2013 at 1:36 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Some of those posts are good for a laugh. Some are downright frightening. Seems to be a lot of closet freaks out there.

          July 25, 2013 at 1:57 pm |
    • Weeds

      Squash bugs. Hard to kill with environmentally friendly insecticide. Best to treat them before you can see them.

      If you find them on the plant smash them with your fingers. You can cut along the length of the vine near the affected and dying parts to get at the bugs in the inside because that's where they do their damage.
      I wonder how they'd taste fried up?

      July 26, 2013 at 2:43 pm |
      • Weeds

        Here you go. Salad Surgery.

        July 26, 2013 at 2:48 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@Weeds aka The Bug Expert

        Thanks will do some checking this weekend- thanks for the tips!

        July 26, 2013 at 2:57 pm |
  11. Anthony Weiner

    Please forgive me New York for I have sinned. I really need your vote and will send you an autographed picture via Twitter. Oh, and don't forget.......Weiner/Holder for President in 2016.

    July 25, 2013 at 7:30 am |
    • Lorena Bobbitt

      I thought I was going to be your running mate!

      July 26, 2013 at 12:09 pm |
      • Anthony Weiner

        That's a Cutting Edge thought.

        July 26, 2013 at 12:28 pm |
  12. Ms. Grammar

    Guy looks like he's sending an email to his wife while watching his girlfriend get dressed. Just sayin'.

    July 24, 2013 at 3:45 pm |
  13. Sir Biddle@KAT

    Any resources for food allergy sufferers? Lil Biddle #2 just diagnosed with serious allergy against peanuts, milk and all dairy products. Nice 1st birthday gift, egh?

    July 24, 2013 at 1:19 pm |
    • RichardHead@Sir Biddle

      First of all....Give Lil'Biddle 2 a Big Hug from us all. It could be caused by Hormones in the cow feed for more productive milk output, Baby Food manufactures using stability chemicals in the product for freshness,etc. I foresee a Vegan Backlash approaching.........Take Cover.

      July 24, 2013 at 1:49 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@KAT

        Thanks Rich. Just sucks as we are now armed with an Epipen everywhere he goes now.

        July 24, 2013 at 2:13 pm |
    • Kat Kinsman

      Oh no! That's so rough! I'll get you a reading list asap, but you are NOT alone.

      Start here:

      More soon!

      July 24, 2013 at 2:13 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@KAT

        Thanks KAT and I got a chuckle as Jdizz had funny commentary in the older eatocracy article you linked. I swear he should be on stage or using his humor.

        Appreciate the links and any info.

        July 24, 2013 at 2:37 pm |
        • Kat Kinsman

          I just put it to Twitter and we'll see what people share. My own list come later.

          July 24, 2013 at 3:17 pm |
        • Sir Biddle@KAT

          Wow, seriously thank you very much!

          July 24, 2013 at 3:32 pm |
        • Kat Kinsman

          More coming, but:

          July 24, 2013 at 3:36 pm |
        • Sir Biddle@KAT

          Was just checking her site out as well from your twitter post. Scary to just learn there is such a thing as Food Allergy Bullying. I will release the Kraken if it happens to Baby Biddle!

          July 24, 2013 at 3:42 pm |
        • Truth™@Biddle

          Food allergy bullying...?
          (rolls eyes and shakes head sadly)

          It is so sad to me that as a human race, we never stop coming up with ways to hurt each other.

          July 24, 2013 at 4:06 pm |
    • AleeD®@Sir Biddle

      Oh God. I'm so sorry, Bid – and to Biddle 2, too.

      My holistic MD tells me that acupuncture has been used successfully to remedy allergies. While I've been lucky enough to not need that therapy, I could be worth looking into – as well as at what age to begin treatment.

      As densely populated as your area is, you'd have a better-than-average chance at finding a decent holistic doc or an acupuncturist – if you roll that way.

      July 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@AleeD

        It sucks but we'll adjust to it. Hopefully he'll grown out at least the milk/dairy by age 5 they predict. Someone recommended hemp milk and I thought yea right, I'm open to a lot of stuff but lets draw the line somewhere. Mrs Biddle didn't even know you can do that. I know it doesn't get you high, but it still made me laugh. Lil Biddle, get your bowl ready....we're having cereal!

        July 24, 2013 at 2:44 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          I applaud the discovery of this hemp milk.

          July 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Dude, that sucks. I remember when Little Dizz was an infant they said no peanut butter in the first year just in case.

      July 24, 2013 at 3:50 pm |
  14. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    I was in a meat coma last night.

    July 24, 2013 at 10:30 am |
    • RichardHead@Jdizz

      Are you in the Dry or Aged Section of the Hospital?

      July 24, 2013 at 10:57 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Women's Health

        July 24, 2013 at 11:24 am |
  15. Mary Shannon

    Good morning! Please send your good wishes our way, Dad was admitted to the hospital yesterday for a collapsed lung, second time since last November. He's feeling better but has to heal so they can figure out why it happened.

    July 24, 2013 at 8:42 am |
  16. JBJ

    Good Tootsday morning Klass! Happy Birthday wishes to Jdizz, you really make me feel old, stop please.

    I had a food question for you all, but now I forgot what it was! Maybe food ideas to feed an tribe of relatives? Going up to WA this weekend to celebrate mom's 75th birthday and lots of mouths to feed!

    July 23, 2013 at 11:28 am |
    • Lil' Caesars


      July 23, 2013 at 11:59 am |
      • JBJ

        Ugh, yes that is usually on tap for one night. One night going out to dinner at Inca's for bueno margaritas, so that leaves me three other nights to feed the tribe of 14 peeps....

        July 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm |
        • TexMex

          There's Donuts in the conference room.

          July 23, 2013 at 12:30 pm |
    • Jerv

      Cheeseburgers and chips. Mother load nachos. Honey Bo Bo Sketti and ketchup.

      July 23, 2013 at 12:25 pm |
      • AleeD®@Jerv

        Ugh. That last one re-jumbled my lunch. Do you eat that, Jerv-y Boo-Boo? ;)

        July 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm |
        • Jerv@AleeD

          Oh, dear god no. : ) Did you see the advertisments for Honey Bo Bo scratch and sniff to follow along with her reality show? The banality of the American public.

          July 23, 2013 at 2:25 pm |
        • AleeD®@Jerv-y Boo-Boo

          I have not seen it. If I had, I would have to gouge my eyes out ;)

          July 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm |
      • JBJ

        Weather is quite nice up there right now, mid-upper 80's so maybe I will get the grill sketti with ketchup, yuck!

        July 23, 2013 at 12:42 pm |
        • Mayor of WA

          I have alerted the local Fire Dept to be on standby.

          July 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm |
        • JBJ@Mr. Mayor

          Why thank you, thank you very much... ~_~

          July 23, 2013 at 1:07 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Thanks! I am old man.

      July 23, 2013 at 2:35 pm |
      • AleeD®

        Old @ 32? What does that make Rich? ^_^
        Have you thought about how you'll feel you're 64?

        July 23, 2013 at 3:22 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Rich is Encino Man

          July 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm |
        • RichardHead

          Me like my old skool man cave.......Fire is good for cooking meat.

          July 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm |
        • AleeD®@Jdizz & Encino Man

          Really, Jdizz? Bro' looks like a dirty Brendan Fraiser? ~_~ *fans self*
          Bro', you said you looked like Sam Elliot ... wait ... they both work for me! WIN! WIN! ~_~

          July 24, 2013 at 6:53 am |
        • Turth™@AleeD

          Sam Elliot is close, but I think more Michael McDonald. JMHO.

          July 26, 2013 at 2:56 pm |
  17. Mary Shannon

    Dear Insurance Agent: When I request a change, please just do it. Don't ask me questions, don't invade my privacy and above all, don't treat me like an idiot who needs to have remedial education before making a decision. Rest assured that I knew what I intended the first time I made this request over two weeks ago.

    Rant over.

    July 23, 2013 at 11:21 am |
    • Truth™@Mary

      We DEFINITELY inherited the same genes when it comes to dealing with inane bureaucracies...

      July 23, 2013 at 11:27 am |
  18. AleeD®


    July 23, 2013 at 11:08 am |
    • JBJ

      Are you saying Hi, or are you saying you are High? :)

      July 23, 2013 at 11:33 am |
      • AleeD®@JBJ

        HA! Good question. Just saying "Hi!" Haven't indulged in a while due random drug testing in this, our manufacturing environment. How (high) are you?

        July 23, 2013 at 12:34 pm |
        • JBJ@AleeD

          My stocks are quite high right now, thanks! ;)

          July 23, 2013 at 1:06 pm |
        • AleeD®@JBJ

          You funnee.

          July 24, 2013 at 6:54 am |
  19. Truth™

    Good morning all. This should wake the regulars...

    July 23, 2013 at 8:19 am |
  20. Breaking News!™

    Buckingham Palace has just announced that Catherine Middleton has given birth to an eight pound baby boy. His name has been announced as "Dorcus".

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy.

    July 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm |
    • Camilla,Duchess of Cornwall

      PIP, PIP I say.....He is a Stallion........and The Royal Throne must be dug Deeper.

      July 22, 2013 at 4:25 pm |
    • Mary Shannon

      Nice to have some good news for a change!!

      July 22, 2013 at 5:02 pm |
  21. RichardHead

    Dang.....just saw where Dennis Farina passed away. RIP.

    July 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm |
    • AleeD® @ RichHd

      Amen, Bro'. Amen.

      July 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm |
  22. Mary Shannon@Kat

    If you have the time, would you mind please releasing my comment from moderation jail? Thanks very much.

    July 22, 2013 at 11:46 am |
    • ModBots@Mary S.

      We MUST first have a committee vote on this release–" We have to vote on it first to see what's in it "-then we have to revote the first vote for approval. Please take an early lunch or " Brunch " and pack patience–along with a change of unnerwares and necessary hygiene articles.

      July 22, 2013 at 11:57 am |
    • Kat Kinsman

      It hath been freed.

      July 22, 2013 at 12:36 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        Thank you very much, kind lady.

        July 22, 2013 at 12:52 pm |
  23. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    ^ Currently serving another week of suspension from 49ers forums for calling out the moderator that suspended me the first time the other day. Oops.

    July 22, 2013 at 11:34 am |
    • RC@JDizz

      Should switch to the Seahawks forum :)

      September 6, 2013 at 5:19 pm |
  24. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    If we aren't at war, we're constantly practicing for it. Shameful.

    July 22, 2013 at 11:29 am |
  25. RichardHead

    Shhhhhh-–You didn't hear this from me......'cuz I'm not one to gossip-–tomorrow, July 23 is National Hot Dog Day....Yeah---and Sonic-Kat's favorite ice producer is having a SPECIAL. Chili Cheese Coney's or All American Hot Dogs for a Buck-that's right...$ 1.00. But Wait.....there's MORE-–they have the BEST Onion Rings on the Planet. Sooooo,I'm trying to figure out where I can drop this trailer and Bob Tail to the closest Sonic. Splurge only happens one day a year.

    July 22, 2013 at 10:44 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Plus, I turn 32 tomorrow.

      July 22, 2013 at 11:28 am |
      • RichardHead

        I Q has nothing to do with it-:)) An early Happy Birthday Bro.

        July 22, 2013 at 11:30 am |
      • Mary Shannon

        Happy early birthday!!!

        July 22, 2013 at 11:47 am |
    • Kat Kinsman

      Tater tots and a diet cherry limeade with THAT ICE. You've sent me spiraling...

      July 22, 2013 at 12:35 pm |
      • RichardHead@Kat

        Diet....What color???? Would you like chili and cheese on those Tater Tots M'am?

        July 22, 2013 at 12:40 pm |
        • Kat Kinsman

          Cheese on the tots, please!

          I have to do the diet version - I just physically can't take that much sugar without feeling sick for the rest of the day. In other food, I avoid artificial sweeteners as much as humanly possible, but with Sonic drinks, there's just so much volume and nothing to buffer. And still - several years in and still no cola/lemon-lime soda, etc. I just know the slopes down which I slide most easily. If I had one Diet Coke, I'd be back to a 2-liter a day within a week and have to start over again.

          July 22, 2013 at 12:45 pm |
  26. Arturo Féliz-Camilo

    Ok. So, I'm looking from the outside (I'm not American and I don't live in the US) but, hasn't this whole thing with Paula Dean been taken so far already?

    July 22, 2013 at 10:13 am |
    • Arturo Féliz-Camilo

      Sorry, meant "too" far. (Typo)

      July 22, 2013 at 10:14 am |
    • Jerv

      Totally agree with you. Even the person suing her said it's not about the n word and all about harassment in a hostile work environment.

      July 22, 2013 at 10:37 am |
      • Arturo Féliz-Camilo

        I think people are just too scared of being considered "racist". It's just a shame. That's how it looks from outside.

        July 22, 2013 at 10:43 am |
    • RC

      Yep. That horse has been beaten beyond death.

      Movin' on-nothing to see here...

      July 22, 2013 at 12:50 pm |
  27. Mary Shannon

    One more the risk of sounding prejudiced, which is not me at all, does anyone else have a pet peeve about companies that mark their products in both English and Spanish? I bought some paint brushes this weekend for a project, and just noticed that they say "GOOD", followed by "BUENO".

    Anyone have a strong opinion about this?

    July 22, 2013 at 9:16 am |
    • AleeD®@Mary S

      I would like to hear about this also from some of our whirled travelers. When you visit other countries, do they conversely add English to their native languaged labels?

      July 22, 2013 at 9:32 am |
      • Mary Shannon

        I normally travel to English speaking countries, so that doesn't count, but I will say that in Aruba, the grocery stores mostly use the native language or some loose interpretation of English.

        July 22, 2013 at 9:45 am |
    • Sam Walton

      I Don't speak Chinese !!!

      July 22, 2013 at 9:53 am |
    • Arturo Féliz-Camilo

      Hi! To be honest, I'm more annoyed by the use of incorrect Spanish in the tags. I mean, if you're going to use Spanish, can't you pay someone who knows correct Spanish instead of using an online translator?

      Without judging you in any way and in all good faith, I've never really got what the issue is with stuff in other languages or people speaking another language. People in my country walk the street speaking many languages and it doesn't bother anyone. Granted, we are a touristic country, but so is NYC and people look weird at me when I'm speaking Spanish there. I mean, why would I speak English to someone whose first language is Spanish when my first language is also Spanish?


      July 22, 2013 at 10:10 am |
      • Mary Shannon

        Welcome, Arturo, and I also welcome the perspective you are bringing from outside the US looking in, so to speak.

        I completely understand the need for multiple languages when dealing with touristy locales, but how many tourists buy paintbrushes? Yes, its just one example, but its more of a respect thing in my way of thinking. If I go somewhere that is does not speak English as the official language, I'd expect to have to learn key phrases and try to fit in with the local population wherever possible, showing respect for them and their culture.

        IMHO, when businesses dual-label their product they are making dangerous assumptions. One example, they are assuming that Spanish speakers don't know English. Two, they are ignoring the many other cultures who are prevalent in the US, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, French, etc.

        I see nothing wrong with you having a conversation with your Spanish speaking friends, but respectfully, when it is done in the presence of English speakers it can feel exclusionary, as if you are talking about us and don't want us to know, especially if laughter is there as well. In my work I interact with people from all countries and enjoy learning about them and their customs. I just ask that people who have chosen to make our country their home show respect for it.

        Ok, flag waving done. :-)

        July 22, 2013 at 11:41 am |
        • Arturo Féliz-Camilo

          LOL! Ok. I fully appreciate what you say and I know sometimes it can feel weird when people speak another language in front of people who don't. I feel it's not kind to speak a different language if other people in your group don't. And yes, many times people ARE making fun of whoever they assume doesn't speak the language, which is a very ignorant thing to do, because you never know if the person does speak the language. Especially if you're in a city like NYC where a lot of people do speak it.

          Now, I'd really like to get your opinion about what goes on in cities like Miami. Everytime I pass through Miami, which I have to do most times because it's a hub, I wonder. Does anyone speak English in this city. I was in Miami in January and spent 5 days. Only used my English at the hotel counter. (Not even at the airport)

          On the other hand, while it's not kind to speak a different language when someone in your group doesn't, I don't think it applies when you're riding a bus or the subway. I mean, why would someone feel uncomfortable because they can't understand my private conversation?

          About the paintbrush, I think they just made a business decision. A lot of the construction work is being done by hispanics. They probably want to make sure that if that guy gets to be the one to pick up some articles from the hardware store, they appeal to him.


          July 22, 2013 at 12:18 pm |
        • AleeD® @ Arturo

          Most folks in Miami speak perfectly good English. Especially employees of hotels, restaurants, airports and tourist destinations. However, they often don't immediately because some tourists are such ignorant lummoxes that they just don't want to deal with the arrogance. Can't say as I blame them.

          As Mary commented, if we're traveling to another country and English isn't their first language, we'll make every effort to learn. It's not hard if you just give it an open-minded try.

          July 22, 2013 at 12:46 pm |
    • Jerv

      Doesn't bug me in the least. All about money.

      July 22, 2013 at 10:23 am |
    • RC

      And don't even get me started on bi-lingual ballots!

      July 22, 2013 at 12:28 pm |
      • Chad@R C

        Don't leave me hanging.....

        July 22, 2013 at 12:42 pm |
        • RC

          Welllll-Since you insist. If you can't read and understand the ballot in the language for that country, you shouldn't be voting. I doubt Mexico prints their ballots in Spanish and English.

          July 22, 2013 at 1:03 pm |
  28. Mary Shannon

    Good morning, the heat wave finally broke on Saturday evening, temps are better but humidity is still creeping up, just like the guy in the photo. That's the NE for you.

    Everybody have a good weekend?

    July 22, 2013 at 9:09 am |
  29. Sir Biddle

    He is scary as it looks like he can see my soul.

    July 22, 2013 at 8:20 am |
    • The Blues Brothers

      I'm a Soul Man....

      July 22, 2013 at 8:30 am |
    • AleeD®

      He looks like he wants to eat you – and not in that good way, either.

      July 22, 2013 at 9:05 am |
  30. Prince William

    " She's having my Baby......and I know who the Daddy is ".......

    July 22, 2013 at 8:07 am |
  31. AleeD®

    In the interest of Sharon Cher alike, here's a tasty-sounding Summertime treat. Enjoy!

    Dirty Pirate’s Popsicles

    2- 1/2 cups Coke (slightly flat works best)
    1/3 cup Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
    1/3 cup Kahlua

    Mix ingredients and pour into Popsicle molds.
    Freeze about 2 hours or until mixture starts to solidify just enough to hold a Popsicle stick upright.
    Finish freezing overnight. Enjoy!

    Note 1: If you don't have popsicle molds, use ice cube trays. After pouring the mixture into the trays,cover them in plastic wrap and poke popsicle sticks or toothpicks into the plastic so they penetrate the mix. Freeze overnight.

    Note 2: Leave out the plastic wrap and wooden objects from note 1 and you've just made special ice cubes that won't dilute your glass of coke (or ginger ale).

    July 22, 2013 at 7:30 am |
  32. Photo Captain®

    Eesh! Kozmo Kreepy is back and his robe is open.

    Waiter! Cancel my order! I won't need those micro sausages after all.

    July 22, 2013 at 7:08 am |
    • Kat Kinsman

      We would have also accepted a Geraldo selfie joke.

      July 22, 2013 at 9:21 am |
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