Coffee klatsch
November 20th, 2012
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  1. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ - Anchorman

    Bad Elmo!

    November 20, 2012 at 5:11 pm |
  2. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ - Anchorman

    I see the voice of Elmo is leaving Sesame Street. Allegations of underage play. I watched a documentary on him once, he seemed ok. Can never tell.

    November 20, 2012 at 5:09 pm |
  3. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Random thought.

    I'm going to invent my own line of perineum cleansing solutions and call it GrundleScrub

    November 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm |
    • Truth™@JDizz

      it is indeed scary where your mind goes sometimes...:)

      November 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ Turth

        It's a special place full of wondrous imaginations, magical unicorns, and glorious rainbows.

        November 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm |
  4. Sir Biddle

    Alright gang, I am out of there for the rest of the week. Hope everyone eat and drinks too much this Thursday. Don't choke of the neck bone!

    November 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@SirB

      Be safe, and take Tom for a spin around the kitchen before cooking, my kids loved that when they were little...or they still have nightmares, not sure which.

      November 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm |
  5. Sir Biddle

    Can't post anywhere. This appears to be my current status:

    November 20, 2012 at 2:13 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Better than this:

      November 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm |
    • Sir Biddle

      Or this I guess too:

      November 20, 2012 at 2:35 pm |
      • Sir Biddle


        Trying again;

        November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm |
      • Sir Biddle

        Annnnnnndddd, I'm done. F this!!!!

        November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫


          November 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm |
  6. ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

    Wow, you can tell the kids are out of school! Trolls abound on all threads... *passes out the special edition sporks*

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm |
    • Jerv@JBJ

      Yes, little nasties crawling all over the place. I'll take a bakers dozen of those "pecial edition sporks."

      November 20, 2012 at 12:52 pm |
      • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@Jerv

        Where is AleeD with the Koffee Katsch LLP Catalog when you need her??

        November 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          AleeD is off for the whole week.

          November 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm |
  7. Mary Shannon

    So it appears that Anderson Cooper reads our blog, or at least was informed about the post made last week or so, I think it was Sir Bid who posted fifty shades of chicken? He did a segment on it on his show today!!!

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

      Very cool! First Babba Walters now Anderson Cooper!

      November 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Judging by his demeanor on TV, I'm sure he'd get a kick out of some of the stuff we post.

      November 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm |
    • Sir Biddle

      No way we influenced the news. Kat, can you confirm?

      November 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        There is an actual cookbook called 50 shades of chicken

        November 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          Also a 50 shades of bacon.

          November 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          "Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!"

          November 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm |
        • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@JDizz and SirB

          I just went to Amazon and did a peek inside the chicken one, too funny and yet intriguing as well. ~_~ Now I know what I want for Christmas...

          November 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          Sister-in-law will be getting a copy of the chicken one for Christmas for certain.

          November 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        Just to confirm, it wasn't his news show it was his "talk" show.

        November 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm |
        • Sir Biddle

          Highly doubt Anderson is reading the Klatch, but I would be interested to know who is? Any insight on that Kat?

          November 20, 2012 at 2:14 pm |
  8. Mildred

    So... because my friend will still be in rehab from her heart transplant, we'll be bringing Thanksgiving dinner to her! The rehab center has a room that we can all eat in!

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm |
  9. ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

    TGIF Everyone! Today is my Friday, then 5 glorious days off work. I hope everyone has a safe and wonderful Thanksgiving Day and weekend. :)

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm |
  10. Breaking News!™

    This just in, Barbara Walters has announced her annual list of "The Most Fascinating People in America", and has named the Eatocracy's Coffee Klatch (including KAT and SLT, of course) to the list. Congrats to all!

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy...

    November 20, 2012 at 10:19 am |
    • Mildred

      Woo hoo!!! Congrats!

      November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      I didn't see that. Yanking the chain?

      November 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm |
  11. Truth™

    Good morning all, and I hope we can all start the day with a good laugh...

    November 20, 2012 at 10:05 am |
    • Sir Biddle

      Hilarious. Some of his other videos are good too.

      November 20, 2012 at 10:09 am |
  12. Mary Shannon

    Morning! I love it when a week has a beginning, middle and end - all in 3 days!!! Thanks for the biscuits, Jerv.

    November 20, 2012 at 9:09 am |
  13. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫


    November 20, 2012 at 9:03 am |
  14. Jerv

    Good morning all! Ham egg and cheese buscuits this morning. But not for the trolls, I don't feed those lame trolls. Have a great day.

    November 20, 2012 at 8:35 am |
    • M T Nest

      Good am, Jerv! We have something in common...I don't feed them either! Breakfast sounds delicious, I'm on my way. :) Have a good day, all!

      November 20, 2012 at 9:03 am |
  15. where

    Are all the fat geezers on here?

    November 20, 2012 at 6:20 am |
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