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March 29th, 2012
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  1. mental

    what planet is this turn the lights on

    March 29, 2012 at 8:59 pm |
  2. RichardHead

    It's vewy qwiet in here...Who Pharted? :))

    March 29, 2012 at 3:36 pm |
    • MicheleG™

      March 29, 2012 at 3:41 pm |
      • RichardHead@MG

        Egggscellent-Sounds like one of my Naked Grilling Parties,tho the noises come from both ends. :))

        March 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@RH

      Chris did, he's the new guy so we get to blame it on him! ;)

      March 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm |
      • RichardHead@JBJ

        Alright, a new guy. Did I miss anything exciting?

        March 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          March 29, 2012 at 4:52 pm |
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    March 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm |
    • Truth™@Klatch Products Unlimited

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      March 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm |
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        March 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm |
      • MicheleG™

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        March 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm |
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        March 29, 2012 at 4:03 pm |
  4. ChrisMorrow


    First time posting longtime contributor to Eatocracy.
    How is everyone?

    March 29, 2012 at 1:58 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@Chris

      Howdy Chris! What brings you to this neck of the woods?? Would you like to see a Klatsch Products Unlimited, LLC catalog??

      March 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm |
      • ChrisMorrow


        March 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm |
    • AleeD®

      Hay Chris. Nice to meet you! Tell us a little about yourself.

      March 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm |
      • ChrisMorrow

        :) I'm a CNN iReporter documenting the world one story at a time. Love food!

        What about you?

        March 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm |
    • Ms. Grammar

      Hi, Chris! You picked a great site to visit. We're always having fun in the Klatsch!

      March 29, 2012 at 3:25 pm |
  5. Mildred

    Hello... I have lots of green tea to share today: pomegranate rose, mint, lemon jasmine, earl green....
    and a couple of white teas: strawberry rose plum and mint rose

    March 29, 2012 at 12:19 pm |
  6. ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

    Good morning happy Katschkins! Sorry for my unexcused absence yesterday...scored the BESTEST air tickets for the cruise in May, which includes a night in Amsterdam on the return, so I was busy shopping hotels and things to do!

    March 29, 2012 at 10:53 am |
    • MicheleG™

      GOOD for you! (Envy, envy!) Hope you have an absolute blast!

      March 29, 2012 at 11:09 am |
    • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God@JBJingles

      Staying in Amsterdam for a night? Cool!

      Stay away from the..."cafes"...

      March 29, 2012 at 11:38 am |
    • AleeD®

      Cool. Have you found a TTD yet?

      March 29, 2012 at 11:49 am |
      • MicheleG™

        What's TTD?

        March 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm |
        • AleeD®

          Thing(s) To Do

          March 29, 2012 at 12:22 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@MichelG & DJC & AleeD

      I am so excited, I scored 3 business class tickets for less than 1/2 the price they were a week ago, don't know why or how that happened but I am beyond excited.

      Amsterdam TTD – Floating Flower Market, Ann Frank House, Van Gogh Museum, Royal Palace, maybe a canal tour, we only have one afternoon (arrive 1 pm, leave the next morning). I won't be visiting the "cafe's" unless to eat and/or drink though...

      Staying at the Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky. We also have one night pre-cruise in Copenhagen! :D

      March 29, 2012 at 1:12 pm |
      • MicheleG™

        Too cool! Photos will be needed!

        March 29, 2012 at 1:40 pm |
      • JainaJade@JBJ

        that sounds great! we were hoping to make it to amsterdam during the honeymoon but it doesn't look like that will be possible. hopefully will make it at some point

        March 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm |
        • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@Jaina

          Where is the honeymoon? I don't remember if you spilled the beans on that one??

          March 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm |
    • ChrisMorrow

      Sounds like you are going on a grand adventure!

      March 29, 2012 at 1:59 pm |
  7. DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

    Good morning everyone! Hope all is well on this Thursday morning...

    March 29, 2012 at 10:03 am |
  8. MicheleG™

    Hey! Hey! Hay! Coffee in the hay.... Is that better with a roll in the hay?

    March 29, 2012 at 10:02 am |
  9. Mary Shannon

    Happy Thursday, all. Those donut muffins sound terrific, I will try that recipe. How's things with everyone?

    March 29, 2012 at 9:26 am |
  10. AleeD®

    Hot dog anyone? Looks like John Holmes is still in the lead. ~_~

    March 29, 2012 at 9:08 am |
  11. Truth™

    Good morning all!
    How's everyone doing today?

    March 29, 2012 at 8:42 am |
    • MicheleG™

      I'm indulging in my current obsession: being on my computer WAY too much! Howdy!

      March 29, 2012 at 10:08 am |
  12. JainaJade

    Good morning! I have some donut muffins for the group, they are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!! I'll have the recipe on the blog Monday at noon if anyone is interested in a quick and relatively easy way to get a sugar fix :-)

    March 29, 2012 at 8:30 am |
    • MicheleG™

      My sugar fixes must be pretend....(sigh) Can your recipies ('s telling me recipies is misspelled) have the sugar substituted with, for instance, Splenda?

      March 29, 2012 at 10:06 am |
    • MicheleG™

      Your comment is awaiting moderation.
      My sugar fixes must be pretend....(sigh) Can your recipies ('s telling me recipies is misspelled) have the sugar subs t i t uted with, for instance, Splenda?

      March 29, 2012 at 10:07 am |
      • JainaJade

        I don't think that would be a problem could also reduce the amount of sugar and increase the nutmeg and/or add cinnamon to them. It's 3/4 cup for 16 muffins or 32 mini-muffins so there are only "bad" if you eat say 4 of them in one sitting...

        March 29, 2012 at 10:56 am |
        • MicheleG™

          OK! Thanks for this!

          March 29, 2012 at 11:07 am |
  13. AleeD®


    March 29, 2012 at 6:13 am |
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