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November 30th, 2011
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  1. The Witty One™@All

    Alrighty folks! Off to Bethesda for a happy hour. Have a good night!

    November 30, 2011 at 4:13 pm |
  2. Truth™

    I am back, what have I missed?

    November 30, 2011 at 3:57 pm |
    • The Witty One™@Truth

      I have my neck pierced.

      November 30, 2011 at 4:03 pm |
      • Truth™@Two.0

        Somehow I didn't get an image of you are the pierced type...I thought of you more like a Ryan Reynolds type...

        November 30, 2011 at 4:05 pm |
      • The Witty One™@Truth

        I went through a piercing phase. I only keep the neck one around because when people see me in this area, I get categorized into the uptight, trendy, young professional crowd and that doesn't really define me as a person. I like to make them wonder a bit :)

        November 30, 2011 at 4:12 pm |
      • Truth™@Two.0

        Goes to show you never can tell...

        No ink or piercings here, though I used to have an earring. The local saying is that you know you are a true Coloradan when you have five tats/piercings, though none are readily visible when dressed...

        November 30, 2011 at 4:19 pm |
  3. ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

    Any of my chums here been to Copenhagen or know someone who has?? Looking for a recommendation for a hotel room for 1 night/3 adults, close to sights, besides Hotel Nimb, gulp, $1,400 a night is a little steep.

    November 30, 2011 at 3:55 pm |
  4. Sir Biddle

    Your random afternoon humor: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

    November 30, 2011 at 2:09 pm |
    • The Witty One™@Sir B

      I was just checking out The Worst Stuff Ever and they have a Worst Piercing Ever and I have that piercing... :(

      November 30, 2011 at 2:33 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@2

        The back of the neck piercing?!?!?! WTF?!??!?!

        November 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm |
    • AleeD®@TWO & Sir Bid

      Scr3w work. "Best Headline Ever" at the bottom of pg 6
      http://theworststuffever.com/page/6

      2, I don't see anything more wrong with that piercing than most others I've seen.

      November 30, 2011 at 2:42 pm |
      • The Witty One™@AleeD

        I like it. I can't wear the eyebrow or tongue anymore cause of work so it's my sort of F-U to "the man" :)

        November 30, 2011 at 2:48 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@2 & AlleD

        I just think it would pull or tug and hurt most of the time.

        http://parentfails.com/page/12 4th one down is hilarious!

        November 30, 2011 at 2:55 pm |
      • The Witty One™@Sir B

        When I got home from getting it done I snagged my shirt tag on it. I prompty cut off all the tags on all my shirts and only bought tagless shirts from that point on. It doesn't get caght on anything anymore and if it does, it doesn't hurt.

        November 30, 2011 at 3:04 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@2 & AlleD

        Its better than a prince albert piercing

        November 30, 2011 at 3:09 pm |
      • The Witty One™@Sir B

        Well put.

        November 30, 2011 at 3:16 pm |
      • AleeD®@TWO & Sir Bid

        I pity the fool who needs to be catheterized after getting that done. If he's unconscious and needs it, oh well? On the bright side, after the catheter comes out he'll be able to p33 like a Rainbird!

        November 30, 2011 at 3:18 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@AleeD

        I've cathed a guy with a Prince Albert. He bawled like a baby. If you can withstand getting your purple nurple pierced, you should be able to handle a Foley. Wu$$.

        November 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm |
      • AleeD®@QOE

        Agreed. He was probably drunk when he got the PA. You should have gotten him drunk before you Foley'd him. HA!

        November 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm |
      • The Witty One™@QOE

        With all the advances in modern medicine, don't you think someone would come up with a way to make that a little less invasive? Just sayin'

        November 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@TWO

        Unfortunately, short of a surgical incision, there is only one direct route to the bladder and that's up ye olde ying-yang.

        November 30, 2011 at 3:43 pm |
      • The Witty One™@QOE

        They can't just like tape it or something? Or let me pee in the bed?

        November 30, 2011 at 4:00 pm |
  5. TX4UREXKARLENE

    I made pumpkin bars ! who needs a sifter when I got a window screen ;-) yee- Haaaa !!!

    November 30, 2011 at 1:58 pm |
  6. Truth™

    And why do I have voicemail from K. Kardashina's lawyer?

    November 30, 2011 at 1:04 pm |
  7. Truth™

    Ok, my day is looking a little less horrendous, but still crummy. Still lousy though, any way you cut it. Just not as bad...

    November 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm |
    • AleeD®@Truth™

      Glad things are looking up for you! Does this tie into you having to fire that hamhock a couple of weeks ago?

      November 30, 2011 at 1:27 pm |
      • Truth™@AleeD

        No, this has to do with my director, who has the ethics of an alley cat and the mating habits of one as well...

        November 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm |
      • AleeD®@Truth™

        Is she trying to claw up your alleyway?

        November 30, 2011 at 1:43 pm |
      • Truth™@AleeD

        Actually he is a lecherous old guy. We had a breakfast meeting and he spent most of it trying to hit on the waitress, who had to be 25, max. It was embarrasing.

        November 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm |
  8. AleeD®@Cro tch Fruit et al

    If you're happy about your impending cro tch fruit, you may choose to refer to them as F0ck Trophies.
    That would make his/her baby carriage a Trophy Case.

    November 30, 2011 at 12:59 pm |
    • The Witty One™@AleeD

      Epic!

      November 30, 2011 at 2:06 pm |
  9. Mildred

    Good day all... have a chocolate dipped shortbread!

    November 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm |
  10. MicheleG™

    Howdee my buds! You all crack me up! "Cro tch fru it!!" New one to me and funny!

    Have some of my gourmet chocolate coffee and heavy whipping cream for a topping. Blueberry granola bars for a mid morning snack.

    I'lll be AWOL until next week. We are headed to Las Vegas for a several night stay. "Yowza!"

    November 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm |
    • AleeD®

      *waves*
      Have a great time!!
      Since you posted your intentions, wouldn't you be AWL?

      November 30, 2011 at 12:50 pm |
      • MicheleG™

        OK.....AWL it is! "Hangover" machine?? My BF will probably find that one.

        My agenda is to visit the BIG "Cowboy Christmas Gift Show" at the Convention Center. Oh boy, oh boy!
        http://www.nfrexperience.com/home/cowboy_christmas

        November 30, 2011 at 2:01 pm |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@MicheleG™

      Have a great time!! If you see The Hangover Slot machine, you must try it, so much fun. ;)

      November 30, 2011 at 12:54 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@JBJ and MG

        "Hangover Slot machine" I'm pretty sure that was Kim Kardashians nickname.

        November 30, 2011 at 1:51 pm |
      • Dr. Phil™@Queen

        Why all the hating on the Kardashians?
        They seem like fine young women to me. With a caring, devoted mother, and fine, upstanding values and a dedication to thier spouses...

        November 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm |
      • AleeD®@Dr. Phil™

        Dedicated to their spouses no matter how many nanoseconds they're married.

        November 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm |
  11. ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

    Good morning class! Daughter, SIL, 3 & 7 yr old granddaughters and their 6 y/o boy cousin arrived last night, I stayed up way too late playing, so my jet is lagging this a.m. Did someone mention gingerbread coffee?

    November 30, 2011 at 11:29 am |
    • RichardHead@JBJ

      Poor Odie...He lost his bed.

      November 30, 2011 at 11:52 am |
    • AleeD®@™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

      *pouring*
      Why yes, yes I did!
      Cream?

      November 30, 2011 at 11:57 am |
    • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@AleeD® & RH

      RH – Yeah, poor Odie, he hated all the attention and petting last night...*rolls eyes*! :)

      AleeD – No cream, thanks!

      I am meeting them tomorrow at The Happiest Place on Earth, to take the girls to the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique for princess makeovers!!!! I can't wait, pics to follow.

      November 30, 2011 at 12:27 pm |
      • AleeD®@™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™

        !WARNING: MAJOR ESTROGEN MOMENT AHEAD!
        Please do take lots of pics and please please share if you can!! A friend of mine took her 4 year old to the BBB at Downtown Disney in Wh0rlando. I couldn't go, missed the whole thing and she only took two pics.

        November 30, 2011 at 2:27 pm |
      • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@AleeD

        Of course! My oldest gd did the BBB in Wh0relando and it was awesome, it was her 6th bday and she was Jasmine, all the little kids at the park would wave to her and call her Jasmine, so she played along and had that whole Queen wave going on (no offense to our majesty here).

        November 30, 2011 at 3:53 pm |
  12. Sir Biddle@NFL Pickers

    Lets see how folks do this week with these games:

    Philly vs Seattle (Thursday night game)
    Atlanta vs Houston
    Tennesee vs Buffalo
    Cincy vs Pittsburg

    Going with Philly over Seattle and will do other picks by end of the week.

    November 30, 2011 at 10:59 am |
    • RichardHead

      SirB is a sly Devil...Here's my picks....
      1. Philly
      2. Atlanta
      3. Buffalo
      4. The Steel Curtain–Steelers.
      Let it be written,let it be so....

      November 30, 2011 at 11:45 am |
      • Sir Biddle@RH

        A sly devil....but whatever do you mean?

        November 30, 2011 at 11:49 am |
      • RichardHead@SirB

        Hahahaha, Your trying to confuse the Queen.

        November 30, 2011 at 11:55 am |
      • Sir Biddle@RH

        Good catch!

        November 30, 2011 at 12:00 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@Richard & SirB

        Color me confused, gentlemen, 'cause I don't get the joke (shocking, I know). Anyhoo, here are my picks for winners:
        Philly vs. Seattle: Eagle vs. Seahawk. I'm not sure what a seahawk is but it sounds more badazz than and eagle. I'm going with Seattle.
        Atlanta vs. Houston: Texans like their guns so I'm pretty sure they shoot falcons. I think falcons might be endangered so they should probably stop. Either way, I'll take Houston.
        Tenn vs. Buffalo: Nice alliterative pick, Biddle. The only Bill's I know are sad sacks that still play Dungeons & Dragons in their basement on Friday nights. So, I'm going to have to go with Tennessee. Fun fact: The cadence of the word "Tennesee" is heard when someone has an audible S4 heart sound. More commonly referred to as a split S1 or atrial gallop.
        Cincy vs. Pittsburgh: The Bengals are sort of "meh" but I really hate the Steelers. Go Bengals! Plus, bengals sort of sounds like bangles and The Bangles make me smile.

        November 30, 2011 at 1:47 pm |
  13. Queen of Everything™@All

    Good morning, my loyal followers! Apparently Kourtney Kardashian is going to be spitting out another cr otch fruit. I'm going to lobby Congress to have her legs glued shut.

    November 30, 2011 at 10:52 am |
    • AleeD®@QOE

      I put a service call in to Roto-Rooter to take care of that plumbing problem. They can hog that cavern out in no time, ma'am.

      November 30, 2011 at 11:02 am |
    • This Just In™@Queen

      In a jointly issued statement, RichHead, Sir Biddle, Truth, DJChilly Phil and The Witty One all deny being the baby's father.

      November 30, 2011 at 11:05 am |
    • RichardHead@Queen

      Interesting,tho she would then be walking like ALL the Indiana girls and would not help the Super Bowl Tourist Industry.

      November 30, 2011 at 11:10 am |
    • TX4UREXKARLENE

      What about the other 2 ? & Lilo ;-) & Paris – LOL !!!

      November 30, 2011 at 11:59 am |
      • Queen of Everything@TX4

        Forced sterilization for them all!

        November 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm |
  14. Sir Biddle

    Morning Crew!

    November 30, 2011 at 10:17 am |
    • AleeD®@Sir Bid, DJCP & TWO

      Goooood morning gentlemen! And a HBTDJ's Bro! It's cool in Floridor today. High of 67; low of 45 tonite. It's one of those ba$$-ackwards days when the high for the day was at 8am. What's happenin' with y'all today?

      November 30, 2011 at 10:28 am |
      • Sir Biddle@AleeD

        We had the same weather yesterday. Must be settling south on you.

        November 30, 2011 at 10:50 am |
      • AleeD®@Sir Bid

        .... annnnnnd you can have it back any time. ;)
        Boy howdy! Willy Dee is sure stirring up a stink on the prepared food thread. HA!

        November 30, 2011 at 11:00 am |
    • RichardHead@SirB

      Good Day, Bro...WD and I posted the standings yesterday on NFL NosePickers....I think Jerv is having Picks with drawl as he is racing to the front. How's things up yonder?

      November 30, 2011 at 10:52 am |
      • Sir Biddle@RH

        Smooth week so far and then head to San Fran on Sunday for a week. How goes it in your world?

        Posting picks soon....

        November 30, 2011 at 10:57 am |
      • RichardHead@SirB

        Kool, Waiting on the orange pickers to find a gear other than low...Maybe I'll get out of here soon...Hopefully.

        November 30, 2011 at 11:01 am |
      • Queen of Everything@SirB

        If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair.

        November 30, 2011 at 1:50 pm |
  15. DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

    Good morning Klatschkies! Hope everyone is having a great day! It's my brother's birthday, so we got 2 dozen donuts to share with the office...

    November 30, 2011 at 9:30 am |
  16. The Witty One™

    Top of the morning folks! It's a nice crisp morning in the nations capital :) Hope everyone has a good day!

    November 30, 2011 at 9:23 am |
  17. TX4UREXKARLENE

    Morning Everyone :-) it's cold 21* brrrr ! Bud Light is King in my books ;-D

    November 30, 2011 at 8:51 am |
    • RichardHead@TX4U

      Morning...Damn cold up your way. Colorado Kool-aid for me.

      November 30, 2011 at 9:30 am |
      • TX4UREXKARLENE

        Having one fer ya now ;-) !!! Off tonight ... Soups on & I made cranberries & berryfusion jello – he is not gonna be a happy camper when he wakes up ... LOL

        November 30, 2011 at 11:57 am |
  18. Truth™

    Good morning all. Nothing good to say here, so I will just be snoozing m the recliner. Be well all!

    November 30, 2011 at 8:17 am |
    • AleeD®@Truth™

      I'm sorry you're having a bad time. I saw that you weren't having a good day yesterday either. Wanna vent? The dungeon's schedule is open for next few hours. We offer the option of using the punching bag or just being one. Whichever suits your .... needs. ~_~

      November 30, 2011 at 8:34 am |
    • RichardHead@Truth

      Whatsa' matter you, Bro? Bad dreams,insomnia or attack of the cat?

      November 30, 2011 at 9:03 am |
  19. Jerv

    Morning all. AleeD I'm up for new recipes any day. Thanks and hope the trip was fun. RicH, I think Paula Dean has the market on butter cornered. Well, I gotta Friday deadline to meet. I'll be back later. Go Packers!

    November 30, 2011 at 7:55 am |
    • Jerv

      Budweiser, king of beers? Blreeeck!

      November 30, 2011 at 7:56 am |
    • RichardHead@Jerv

      Hi and Bye Lil' Buddy.

      November 30, 2011 at 7:57 am |
    • AleeD®@Jerv, the recipe ho-ho-ho

      Let me know if this link works:
      http://www.coastalliving.com/food/kitchen-assistant/6-delicious-gingerbread-recipes-00414000072934/page9.html
      There are actually 6 yummy sounding gingerbread recipes on this link. If it doesn't work, LMK and I'll copy 'n' paste 'em for you.

      Best time I've spent with my dil to-date. Her spouse is still a self-centered turd. Guess you can't have everything.

      It's a shame meeting deadlines isn't as exhilarating as meeting new people. :D Hope you have an uber-productive day!

      November 30, 2011 at 8:28 am |
  20. This Just In.

    This just in. "Kate Gosselin says she didn't have a face lift." That is all.

    November 30, 2011 at 7:31 am |
  21. AleeD®

    Humpy Hapday fellow Klatschers! I have a yummy gingerbread hot chocolate recipe if anyone is interested.
    Coffee, tea, diet coke and of course the HC are ready. Plus I have Pineapple Upside-Down Gingerbread Cake on the counter (recipe also available if interested). Hope everyone has a great day!

    November 30, 2011 at 6:52 am |
    • RichardHead

      Goooooooood Morning Sista'. Thanks for the treats this morning......How was the flight home?

      November 30, 2011 at 7:07 am |
    • AleeD®

      Howdy Rich! Funny you should ask. Our flight home was delayed 20 minutes because the flight attendants' demo bag was MIA. They HAD to have one on board. So .... we .... waited. Silliest thing I've seen on a flight yet. :D How's tings wichoo and WD? Have you recovered from your potato O/D?

      November 30, 2011 at 7:31 am |
      • RichardHead

        We are doing Fantastic this morning...Just waiting on the roach coach. As long as my mashed taters have Butter,Butter,Butter...I'm good.:)) Concerning the plane ride.......check with JBJ......Cheapo Airlines is not known to be prepared for everything.

        November 30, 2011 at 7:51 am |
      • AleeD®@RichardHighDef

        Well .... it was AirTran ....

        November 30, 2011 at 8:36 am |
      • ™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™@AleeD® & RH

        Did you volunteer for the enhanced pat down?? You could probably teach them a thing or two on how to do that properly!! Cheapo Airlines is always prepared btw, they have extra TP on hand just in case...for a fee of course.

        November 30, 2011 at 11:33 am |
      • AleeD®@™©JbJiNg!eŚ®™ & Rich in Hi-def

        Interesting. All they told us was to str!p down to the skin and walk slooooowly past the nice TSA folks. Buncha lookee-lew's.

        November 30, 2011 at 11:59 am |
 
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