Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• From the masterminds that brought you the "laughing women eating salad" meme, we present "women struggling to drink water." - The Hairpin

• John Besh lays down the law when it comes to fishy offenses. - Food & Wine

• Dining out alone? There's an app for that. - Washington Post

• Dippin' Dots, the "ice cream of the future," may soon be the "ice cream of the past" as it files for bankruptcy protection. - Wall Street Journal

• Napoleon complex and your morning coffee: what the size of your coffee cup says about you. - The Atlantic