While you're frying up some eggs and bacon, we're cooking up something else: a way to celebrate today's food holiday.
Forget the Macarena and do the macaroni - July 14 is National Macaroni Day.
It's the first pasta shape you learn as a kid and one of your favorite meals growing up.
When nothing else works, a hot mess of macaroni pasta tossed with milk, butter and cheese makes the boogeyman go away (or that plate of stuff that's a little too sophisticated for your palate, no matter the age).
Kick back with a bowl of macaroni and fromage and ignore that facetious macaroni speaking in tongues.