November 29th, 2010
11:30 PM ET
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Because Four Loko wasn't stupid-inducing enough, the earth has belched forth 36-proof 'whipahol' - whipped cream fortified with alcohol. We can only assume the nadir of the stunt booze movement will be reached when Ke$ha actually succeeds in launching her line of grain-neutral dentifrices, but with any luck, that'll get held up in FDA approvals until the world wakes up from it collective hangover and can't for the life of it recall what a "Ke$ha" is or why anyone gives it money to make noises.

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  1. explosion

    Am I the only one that thinks pressurized alcohol is extremely dangerous? These things have got to be little bombs when punctured, when alcohol vaporizes or creates a mist it causes a huge explosion, if the cream doesnt stabilize the alcohol it seems like when some kid throws this in a campfire it can easily kill people. Think of the people who blow flames by taking a swig of vodka and then multiply it by 100.

    December 1, 2010 at 12:38 pm |
  2. gostupid

    sounds good. Whatever works.

    November 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm |
  3. nickyjane

    My husband and I have tried this stuff. I'm not really a fan. You don't refrigerate it and its more like oily cool whip than real whipped cream. We are all better off just whipping up some cream with booze the old fashioned way.

    November 30, 2010 at 11:16 am |
  4. SUSAN

    I love cream, I can't imagine why I would put a 12.00 can of whip cream in front of my child when he can have a can of reddi whip for a 1.99. The cream idea is no different than cotton candy vodka or mikes hard lemonade or any other fun liquor drinks that are out there. My god let us adults have a little fun with our responsible drinking.

    November 30, 2010 at 10:41 am |
  5. AuroraDawn

    I make a cake where I mix Framboise with the whipped cream for a's actually good. Not boozy at all.

    November 30, 2010 at 10:22 am |
  6. jillmarie

    I'd be game to try this, actually. All things in moderation!

    November 30, 2010 at 10:18 am |
  7. Evil Grin

    This would make my mother's pumpkin pie so much better.

    November 30, 2010 at 9:47 am |
  8. Truth

    'Morning all! Nice day going on here in the MHC.

    I saw this in our local store some time back and it just struck me as a really bad idea. Just my opinion.

    November 30, 2010 at 9:02 am |
  9. Rbnlegnd101

    Old recipie in a new can. What's the big deal?

    November 30, 2010 at 8:47 am |
  10. lordy

    I'm waiting for 151 dental floss.

    November 30, 2010 at 1:44 am |
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