More from WTVW and previously - how to cook 'em, why to eat 'em and a Canadian festival all about 'em.
You're reporter is wrong. Turkey testes are located in the body cavity attached to the spine, not under a wing. More crack reporting from CNN.
Maybe the fairgoers should try My Sweaty Balls!
"I would love to try some of your Shweaty Balls."
Actually they are sweaty since my mother gave me a wool jockstrap at Christmas last year. She worries when I have to go to Green Bay-the weather and whatnot.
Oh,I would Love to try your sweaty balls. Do you have a booth at the fair?